shefuckinggetsit:

LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE FUCKING GETS IT. YES, SHE HAS A VERY IN-YOUR-FACE GINGER AFRO, BUT ONCE YOU GET OVER THE SHOCK OF THAT, THERE’S SO MUCH MORE TO THIS TENACIOUS FUCKING UNJUSTIFIED OPTIMIST. FIRST OF ALL, THERE’S NO REASON WHY THIS GIRL SHOULD BE HAPPY. HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN HER FUCKING LIVING CONDITIONS!? RATS! DIRTY BATHROOMS! UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING MATTRESSES! HER LIFE IS FUCKING HARD, BUT SHE’S JUST LIKE, “THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW. IN THE MEANTIME I’M GOING TO JUST TAP-DANCE AROUND MY DIRTY ORPHANAGE AND SING ABOUT HOW GOOD MY LIFE MIGHT BE SOMEDAY.” IT’S THIS KIND OF FUCKING ATTITUDE THAT ATTRACTS THE ATTENTION OF FUCKING BILLIONAIRE, MR. FUCKING WARBUCKS, WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO FUCKING ADOPT HER. AND SHE’S LIKE, “I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY, I JUST WANT TO FIND MY REAL PARENTS.” OH MAN, ANNIE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOUR CODE OF ETHICS IS ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL. I PRAY EVERY DAY THAT A BILLIONAIRE WILL ADOPT ME, AND YOU JUST SHUT HIM DOWN? JESUS. TURNS OUT HER PARENTS ARE DEAD AND SHE GETS KIDNAPPED BY IMPOSTORS AND ALMOST FUCKING KILLED, BUT MR. WARBUCKS SAVES HER, AND ANNIE GOES BACK TO HIS MANSION AND STARTS SINGING AND TAP-DANCING AGAIN LIKE NOTHING EVER FUCKING HAPPENED! AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE “JESUS CHRIST, ANNIE. THAT WAS A FUCKING CLOSE ONE! JUST FUCKING ACCEPT DADDY WARBUCKS’ ADOPTION OFFER, PLZ.” AND SHE DOES. AND THEN THEY DO A TAP DANCE TOGETHER. GODDAMNIT, ANNIE, YOU FUCKING GET IT.