March 2012
artisticallyinsaneblog:
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calmgiant:
How to properly pronounce Bon Iver
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
During Snookis pregnancy the cast is happy to announce that h0ttndanger0us will be Snooki’s replacement for the upcoming season
bynnie asked: My boyfriend told me a story of this guy he knew in high school who was alone in an elevator and sneezed so hard that he pooped. And the little turd fell out of his shorts right between his feet. Then the elevator stopped at a floor and a bunch of people got in. He tried to stay as still as he could so no one would look. I don't know how it ended because I was laughing too hard to ask.
Anonymous asked: The day I discovered I had a pee fetish, I was 6 and was playing the Sims and made my entire family pee themselves. Then I decided to do the same, and sat on the toilet and peed through my underwear. I think that's the first time I remember being incredibly turned on. I eventually just washed the underwear in the sink and threw it in the wash, saying that it fell in the toilet when I was...
bynnie asked: Sorry I'm bombarding you with poop stories. It's just they're like my favorite thing.
bynnie asked: One time I was trying to record something in the office of my parent's house, which is also where they keep the cat litter box. My old cat kept scratching on the door, which was closed because I wanted to cut down on background noise. Every time I went to open it to let him in he ran away. I stopped opening the door and I heard my parents yelling at me not too much later. The cat had shat a...
bynnie asked: My old cat had irritable bowels but I loved him til the end. And about a year after he passed away my boyfriend revealed that when we first started dating I always smelled like cat poop because my cat would sit on my stuff after shitting bloody diarrhea. True love prevails through all poop though, but I wish he'd said something sooner.
bynnie asked: One time I had the stomach flu and I threw up and pooped liquid diarrhea while I was in the shower. There was corn in the poop.
bynnie asked: My boyfriend's old roommate went to a party at some girl's house last summer some time and got piss ass drunk. Literally. He woke up the next day, probably still a little drunk if not severely hung over and didn't quite make it to the bathroom. Instead he squatted down in the girl's living room and just spewed diarrhea. Then he passed out in it. Oh yeah, and he was completely...
bynnie asked: One time I laid a glorious poop that left a skid mark in the toilet bowl of my boyfriend's place. He came out of the bathroom after peeing once looking disappointed and said, "I've been trying to wash off that poo stain on the bowl with my stream." I was proud of my movement's longevity.
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teabros:
Anonymous asked: One time I didn't poop for a week and I had to go to the doctors and they gave me this medicine to make me poop. When i finally did poop it was white and about the size of my forearm I went to flush and and all the water went down but the poop wouldn't. So I had to get a plastic knife from the kitchen and cut it up into little pieces so it would flush. I was never prouder of my self
February 2012
sluntshaming asked: One time I was in my grandparent's house alone with their dog. The dog suddenly comes in with what looks like a a twix bar. It was a big fat people turd someone forgot to flush. He then dropped it at my feet like he was giving me a present. I had to bring it back to the toliet to flush it. The poop was cold and I cried.
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SEND MY PEE AND POOP STORIES!
Drop them shits in my ask and I’ll respond with my own pee and poop stories!
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You know that feeling when
you feel like it’s gonna be diarrhea, but then it’s solid?
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Watchteamcocket:
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keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
fuck it gets funnier every time
Not another teen baby!
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I found this on Wikipedia years ago and saved it...
The only way to access it was to go to the history of a really obscure wikipedia page and look back to an earlier edit. I copied the story and pasted it on Word and it filled 59 pages, single spaced. I have yet to read all of it, so by posting it here, I guess I’m gambling? Please tell me if you recognize this and know what the fuck it is. I don’t know where this came from.
HERE’S THE...
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WatchThe Faggot Theory, by Me:
Whenever a dumb kid with a webcam (heretofore referred to as a “faggot”) puts numerous videos of him/herself being dumb, but thinking that he or she is cool, smart, or wise:
People are angered by the videos and their content.
People leave nasty comments on said videos, troll, and generally have backlash.
The faggot denies that he/she has a problem and...
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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