January 2012
3 tags
New Years Fuckin' Eve is gonna be great...
I got a nigga to kiss and I got a big ol’ dick, and I got a box o’ Chex. Fuck.
“You must have been crafted by the gayest of men, cause you pretty, girl.”
– Jesse talking about how cute I am. (via cucakm)
Hey, that’s me!
December 2011
3 tags
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
sup3rmutant:
blackguyandrew:
that amazing feel when your balls are stuck to your leg and lift you leg up to slowly peel them off
trufax
“if ya can’t take the heat get outta my asshole”
– yo dick
vaati:
andante-ace:
*spits out food*
1 tag
I ask Jesse about his birth...
Me: Did your mom have a hysterectomy?
Jesse: Hysterectomy is when they remove your uterus.
Me: ...So...she DIDN'T have a hysterectomy...
future child: so how did you guys meet
me: internet
A Cornerstone of Flash Animation →
“last thursday ever!”
– someone who doesn’t understand the concept of new years (via youngstero)
SOPA bill passes, tumblr.com to be shut down... →
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
the-vashta-nerada:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
Pokémon Facts: Reblog to win! →
pokem0nfacts:
To celebrate Christmas you can win a jingle bell-like, ready to EV train shiny Chingling!
Nickname: (Whatever you want)
OT: Aaron
ID#: 06293
Moves:
Wrap
Wish (Egg move)
Nature: Bold
IVs: Hp: 31, Atk: x, Def: 31, Sp Atk: 31, Sp Def: 31, Spd: 31.
Ability: Levitate
Level: 1
…
Picture of myself was reblogged, with the text...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
