I'mma Be Me: Archive

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Little Orphan Annie at Work

Boss: Annie, did you finish those TPS reports-- What is that in your hair?
Annie: It's my cum!
Boss: I don't... How exactly--
Annie: I came in my hair!

Feb 26th

what-is-this-i-dont-even: : Why the...

Feb 26th

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kyleehenke: no other cartoon show will ever be as quality as spongebob ever

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teamcocket: mexicancer replied to your post: WHY DOES TYLER OAKLEY DO WHAT HE DOES JFC jsut… his blog is actually run by a bald cat who is mad that he is bald the real tyler oakley everyone. more at 11.

Feb 26th

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lindsay-blowhan: hahahaha i’m watching this “porno” where they tied these 2 guys’ dicks together and made them run through an obstacle course

Feb 26th

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I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...

northerngrizzlywarrior:

Feb 26th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.

Feb 26th

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POKEMON BLACK 2 AND WHITE 2 OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED! →

Feb 26th

tiatheearthangel: dutch oven me and i’ll be under your love spell

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My inability to deal with my grief concerning...

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Feb 24th

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I'ma get shmacked tonight.

blackguyandrew: hervacationh0me: Straight chopped, nigga. bruh…

Feb 24th

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Tyler Perry's "I can be Black all by Myself."

Thumming to cearters

Feb 24th

whoreoscopes: There are thousands of children starving in Africa right now with no food or water. Reblog this if you like tacos.

Feb 24th

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Anonymous asked: You sleep on a couch of cum.. You're fucking disgusting.

Feb 24th

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The Tragedy of the Cummons

My brother and I just got into an argument. I told him that I find it gross that he fucked a girl on the couch, because that’s where I sleep a lot of the time. He reminded me that it’s not my couch, but the family’s couch, so anyone can do whatever they want in it. I retorted, pointing out that that makes it a lot worse. By getting the couch moist with his actions, he is ruining...

Feb 24th

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