An original tune by me!

congragulation:

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere

confusedtree:

There are people who never grow out of the false dichotomy of “outcasts vs. prom kings/queens” that movies about high school and the dumb shit Billie Joe Armstrong says put in their heads and they are people you do not want the misfortune of talking to at a party because they…

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

chongotheartist:

catbountry:

drtanner:

fashinpirate:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

summer plans tbh!!!

OH HI THIS IS A THING I’LL PROBABLY END UP DOING SOMEDAY

Make mine a fudgesicle.

I have all the neccisarry supplies.

I can finally combine my two favourite things; orange and cock.

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

evenka:

mi cosita bonita <3

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

frozenchameleon:

My friend told me to draw this

cnnbreaking:

loopyleah:

read the fucking description omfg

OH my GOD

earrie:

Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore