An original tune by me!
so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere
There are people who never grow out of the false dichotomy of “outcasts vs. prom kings/queens” that movies about high school and the dumb shit Billie Joe Armstrong says put in their heads and they are people you do not want the misfortune of talking to at a party because they…
my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
summer plans tbh!!!
OH HI THIS IS A THING I’LL PROBABLY END UP DOING SOMEDAY
Make mine a fudgesicle.
I have all the neccisarry supplies.
I can finally combine my two favourite things; orange and cock.
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
mi cosita bonita <3
My friend told me to draw this
Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore