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tastefullyoffensive:

When I see a single girl at a party.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

When I see a single girl at a party.

[via]

ignoremode:

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
HE HAS NO GF
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knkworks:

ドクガ科、マダラガ科、ヤママユ科 (2013.06)

*squats down next to kindergartener on their first day of school* listen sport whatever they tell you about capitalism is a lie
hothotphone:

"Coasters"
“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”
“I know, right? Gotta protect your surfaces.”
“Since you brought it up, where are your tables?”

“Sold them. Needed money for the coasters.”
“Then where do you put your glasses down?”
“Don’t have any glasses. Sold them to buy more coasters.”
“So what do you use the coasters for?”
“To start conversations.”
“How do you end the conversations?”
“Haven’t gotten that far yet. Hey, check out my coasters.”
“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”
[Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City. You may remember him from the previous sentence.]

hothotphone:

"Coasters"

“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”

“I know, right? Gotta protect your surfaces.”

“Since you brought it up, where are your tables?”

“Sold them. Needed money for the coasters.”

“Then where do you put your glasses down?”

“Don’t have any glasses. Sold them to buy more coasters.”

“So what do you use the coasters for?”

“To start conversations.”

“How do you end the conversations?”

“Haven’t gotten that far yet. Hey, check out my coasters.”

“Wow, you sure have a lot of coasters.”

[Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City. You may remember him from the previous sentence.]

gourgeist:

source
njeekyo:

Show me your true coloursin their blinding brightness

njeekyo:

Show me your true colours
in their blinding brightness

theartofnotwriting:

alex—london:

wreckitrick:

alex—london

This is terrifyingly accurate

theartofnotwriting:

alex—london:

wreckitrick:

alex—london

This is terrifyingly accurate

linksawakening:

sonic the hedgehog fast approaching

linksawakening:

sonic the hedgehog fast approaching

yungterra:

the most impactful thing I’ve ever made in photoshop

yungterra:

the most impactful thing I’ve ever made in photoshop

My inbetweens always look great! Who wants to hire me?!

My inbetweens always look great! Who wants to hire me?!

Why did the phone just ring? It’s 4:30.

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock